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Dec Demotivational Poster


FACEBOOK BARBIE - Looks are deceiving, she is sill using that photo of her from ten years ago




VERDECKT - THE MAGNIFICENT! Heaven has no brighter star


TAGS: verdeckt magic moderating
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - September 27, 2011, 6:17 pm

....the girl...in crying game....whoa....serious issues developing here suddenly.....nooooooooooooooooo
jplace - September 27, 2011, 5:02 pm
Wow, took me a minute to figure it out. That was amsome.
Verdeckt - September 27, 2011, 2:05 am
.. next you'll tell me the girl in the Crying Game is a guy
CloudchaserS - September 27, 2011, 1:28 am
The real trick is that none of the cards in the second set match the cards in the first set.
Verdeckt - September 27, 2011, 1:05 am
I'll deal with you later... Hi-Yo!
ICEMAN - September 26, 2011, 10:29 pm
d***, he stole all of them. Just like those sneaky bastiche mods.
Reality Lord - September 26, 2011, 7:20 pm

what the.....


TIMING - really is everything


TAGS: smores verdeckt capnbaked
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 1:58 am
Fantastic!
R.S.Jake - June 30, 2011, 4:39 pm
That's awesome!
Hicktown - June 30, 2011, 12:05 pm
Presentation is everything!!! I love it!
Airman - June 30, 2011, 11:31 am
I am glad everyone enjoyed that. I lol'd making it
coldinjected - June 30, 2011, 10:45 am
Pure genius as usual!
motinet - June 30, 2011, 9:08 am

And this is why Airman is the new king of Motifake
Peso - June 30, 2011, 6:11 am
Classic! 5Ls
Verdeckt - June 30, 2011, 5:44 am
but.. but... I brought enough for everyone.
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 7:59 pm
Yes, most excellent.
Greeny - June 29, 2011, 6:59 pm
It just doesn't get much better than thi5!


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


BAH HUMBUG -


TAGS: rl christmas decorating
Rating: 4.94/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 4, 2011, 10:19 am
Hilarious. Those folks really have a sense of humour.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2011, 6:59 am

tru dat
maoworks2 - December 2, 2011, 7:41 pm
I Hear Ya


INFATUATION -


TAGS: love sucks tattoo decchallenge
Rating: 4.21/5

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CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:13 pm
AGGY FTW!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm
49 year old loser. Gone.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm
Shhhhh..... hear that? He's banned permanently.
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 9:57 pm
WTF?
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:54 pm
is nice


EXECUTIVE DECISIONS -


TAGS: bullets 9 yards decision
Rating: 4.77/5

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salsa23 - April 10, 2011, 1:41 pm
11B is correct, its 5.56mm linked and the rounds are upside down.
Sean - November 12, 2010, 3:10 pm
Of course the decision to make a swivel chair -- THAT was a good decision. Hey look! A LogicDude! Over there, somewhat behind that tree ....
LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:08 pm
Those are clearly uranium-depleted sour milk tipped rounds loading into Mooooooooooooo's udder for firing at Timmys.
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:51 pm
(even it's not allowed) I have some 7.62 from my former MG-3. They look different. So GySgt is probably right. But the result may be the same.
GySgt1811 - October 1, 2010, 10:59 am
Sorry Wraith. (I seem to have started something stupid and useless.) They're .50 BMG and it's Sunny Side Up in a M-85. Which is the POS in the TC's cupola on a M-60A1 RISE (Passive). And an M1919 Browning did not have disintegrating links. (E7C, Out.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 9:57 am
That's clearly a tank.....5L
Ed-Hyde - October 1, 2010, 7:28 am
I'm kinda leaning towards 7.62 personally, without perspective on it its hard to tell.
Untamedfifty - October 1, 2010, 6:49 am
those are 30-06 rounds for a m1919 browning
Wraith11B - October 1, 2010, 2:18 am
Sorry, those are either 5.56 or 7.62, not .50cal, and they're fake (the casing has already been fired) and they're dra**d the wrong way to feed into a weapon. BRASS TO THE GRASS next time!
GySgt1811 - September 30, 2010, 6:18 pm
.50 Caliber, Sunny Side Up! Man, how I love gun p***. 5 rounds, Face!


DECEPTION -


TAGS: designated decoy
Rating: 4.73/5

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eskippy - April 1, 2012, 8:58 am
LOL i'm form QLD and that is so true.
Bolverk37782 - June 15, 2011, 6:35 am
And who says the Australians have no brains! Well done our antipodean cousins!


OFFICE POLITICS #12 - 80% of your problems at work result from 20% of your boss’s stupid decisions




BEEN THERE DONE THAT -


TAGS: verdeckt out late
Rating: 4.65/5

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Coombsy007 - October 7, 2011, 9:19 am
yes mine does that when I get home at 5L am
Verdeckt - October 6, 2011, 7:03 pm
But honey, I sent you a text... "Im hiubf ri vw ksyr" Oh....


12/21/2012 -


TAGS: 2012 appocalypse december 21st
Rating: 4.62/5

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maoworks2 - October 8, 2012, 7:43 am
Acceptance. Welcome Back.
WTFO - October 8, 2012, 2:30 am
I thought nobody cared because the Mayan calendar ended before, so they started it over again.
Reality Lord - October 7, 2012, 8:48 pm

dec 21 is the solstice. mayan calendar ends dec 23. THAT'S why no one cares about 12-21-2012. ....and hey...welcome back.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 7, 2012, 7:00 pm
for the time being ;D
motinet - October 7, 2012, 6:26 pm

Holy moly he's baaaaaaaaaack.....


SOUNDWAVE - Say "Hello" to my little friends!




STAR SCREAM - You've FAILED me again....


TAGS: decipticons floatsam jetsam transformers megatron
Rating: 4.15/5

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OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 5:00 pm
I belive that it will leave a scar xD


HE WHO WALKS - with wise men will be wise


TAGS: philosophy verdeckt
Rating: 4.86/5

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Verdeckt - October 13, 2011, 7:09 pm
The greatest trick I ever pulled was convincing the world I do exist.
Sean - October 13, 2011, 3:07 pm
Yeah Airman, but what about he who hides from them?


ANY PATH THROUGH LIFE YOU CHOOSE - will end at your dead decaying body




COASTER ADDICTS -


TAGS: women highs lows indecisive things
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 11:58 am
Some say women are stupid, but I don't believe that. It's us guys who keep going back for more; and that ever famous foot-in-the-mouth moment during that time of the month.
Peso - October 19, 2011, 10:45 am
Classic! 5Ls
mariand - October 19, 2011, 6:10 am
5traight on target...
Reality Lord - October 18, 2011, 10:31 pm

oh yeah...i hear you.


24th Century Glitches -




2009 WAS SO AWESOME -




WHATS THAT SONG? -


TAGS: calender 27 alien karaoke decipher
Rating: 4.63/5

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conundrum - August 27, 2011, 9:10 am
I'm glad some one got it... I was scared the joke would be missed...
Greeny - August 27, 2011, 8:52 am
Hahaha-There's that 5ong again!


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim [email protected], and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


COSPLAY - It's not for everyone.




SEPARATION ANXIETY -


TAGS: decoupling release
Rating: 4.75/5

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JesusWept - December 31, 2012, 1:15 pm
I gotta get one of those lamps LOL! 5 L's.
falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:42 am
Those who seek power will wish to keep it.
spacedog - September 15, 2011, 9:23 pm
5uperb!


SCOTSMEN -




HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too.


TAGS: december challenge poetry dont get me started on fuzzy logic
Rating: 4.07/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:54 pm
Or maybe haikus are stupid, haiku writers are stupid, stop being stupid. But I'm not sure, is "being" one syllable or 2?
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:52 pm
Haikus are stupid Haiku writers are stupid I'm a hypocrite. Thank you, thank you.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 11:33 pm
"Bacon cheeseburger" ... Moooooooooooooooo beat "refrigerator" by two months, if memory serves.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am
one produces the other
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:12 am
microwave burritos and rocky road.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:08 am
Fish Taco's ??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 9:58 am
Not really....I cried afterwords.....then came the comfort food.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 6:16 am
Hey Moooooooo...was it good for you too? ;-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 7:54 pm
#70329.......I've been poster ra**d!......Not by you LD, But that Refrigerator is on my f***ing list!
motifake - December 14, 2009, 7:49 pm

"Refrigerator" LMAO!
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:36 pm
Can we toss new age music in there? 5L
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:22 pm
LOL, 5Ls.


HANNUKAH - Lemme hear ya say OY!


TAGS: late entry for dec 12th
Rating: 3.64/5

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rerun - December 14, 2009, 7:58 pm

The Resident Jew (Me) gives this 5L
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 1:24 am
LOL!!! He's cutting his next album with 50 cent (haggled down from 75 cents)
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:30 pm
OY!...Only cause I'm forced to at certain times of the year


RUMBLE - The ORIGINAL Joe Pecsi.




INDECISION -


TAGS: indecision choose guess problems
Rating: 3.19/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:19 am
I'm sorry, but I can't find the duplicate that's being plagiarised. Do you have the link, or the tag that brings up the duplicate? I personally like this one, and give it 4L's.
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 10:37 am
Plagiarism is a no no on motifake. This should be deleted.


YOUR SINS - Jesus' eternal healthcare plan covers everything - even those problems you were born with!




DECOY'S - In military use since 300 BC.




DECEPTION - Not Everything & Everybody On The Internet Is As It Seems


TAGS: deception
Rating: 4.12/5

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FORTUNE BURRITO -




My girlfriend -


TAGS: guns shooting transformers decepticons toaster
Rating: 4.93/5

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RetiredUSNChief - January 11, 2015, 5:37 pm
My son's a big Transformer's fan...he likes this, too!
mizzdizz - January 11, 2015, 10:42 am
Hey Chief! Too many PD-680 fumes? Tnx for serving! Laughed so hard it hurrrrts!!!!! 5L
JesusWept - January 10, 2015, 9:18 am
If your toaster laughs, you might need sh**s from a doctor and not a gun heh. L L L L L
concern3 - January 10, 2015, 5:18 am
very funny
MissPriss - January 10, 2015, 12:46 am
...I 5Laughed! Yep it was a good time.


DECENCY - Because getting up and walking away would offend his feelings...




THE 80S -


TAGS: decade eighties graffiti ghettoblaster boombox
Rating: 4.88/5

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440wakeup - May 20, 2011, 6:55 am
Get on youtube watch some of the commercials for crap for the 70's. It's likw we were living in the middle ages, And remember we had already put a man on the moon. all the commercials look like they're filmed at a swingers convention or nudist colony.
champ99 - May 19, 2011, 6:53 pm
I liked the 80's, hell, I was the 80's.


VOYAGE - Life is not short, it is long. VERY long, especially after all of those wrong decisions.


TAGS: life path journey fail decisions
Rating: 4.68/5

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AdmiralAckbar - January 13, 2011, 2:38 pm
yeah, but the bridge should be on fire
concretedawg - January 13, 2011, 10:37 am
ladies and gentleman "my life!"
Sho - January 12, 2011, 12:52 pm
Thx
tellitlikeitis - January 12, 2011, 6:46 am
Most excellent.
autumnspirit - January 12, 2011, 1:19 am
Long*
autumnspirit - January 12, 2011, 1:19 am
5 Ling Lives... beautiful
agdaniele - January 11, 2011, 10:30 pm
I am in full agreement with Cubby.
Cubbybear - January 11, 2011, 10:23 pm
I like it. 5Ls


HISTORY NOT FOR DOGS. -


TAGS: work labor deception plans
Rating: 4.67/5

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Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:34 pm
carebear 5L's
carebear - March 6, 2012, 10:11 pm
(carebear BANNED)
zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 10:06 pm
DONT LET THIS HAPPEN OVER HERE! OPPOSE N.D.A.A. AND THE PATRIOT ACT, END THE FED AND END NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND VOTE RON PAUL 2012!! VOTE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A VOICE VOTE RON PAUL TO KEEP IT THAT WAY! RON PAUL 2012!
vespers - March 6, 2012, 9:57 am
What twisted irony, "Work will set you free."
Nissta - March 6, 2012, 7:21 am
I have always classed this as THE BIGGEST practical joke ever!!! coz it was neither funny nor a joke.
carebear - March 3, 2012, 11:55 am
(carebear BANNED)
forseti - March 3, 2012, 4:49 am
5 dark "Lager"


DECISIONS - Snap a picture or warn your child of impending danger? Hard Choice.


TAGS: gator decisions child
Rating: 4/5

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thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 11:22 am
Obviously, the ph**ographer made his... RIP, little Davey.


CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?


TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm
LMAO!!!!!!
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???


WARDROBE DECISIONS - Are Much Cooler When You're Fictional


TAGS: mario wardrobe decisions yoshi sucks
Rating: 3.69/5

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boeweizer - June 12, 2010, 9:26 pm
kirby has way more to choose from
Cloudchaser - January 11, 2010, 11:09 pm
As if there's really a need to decide when a tanuki fursuit is available


LIVING ROOM DECOR - Now that's gangsta.




THINKING - I used to think I was indecisive... But now I'm not too sure


TAGS: i thought i was indecisive
Rating: 4.57/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 8, 2012, 1:19 pm
Thanks :D Much appreciated
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 11:22 am
funny 5L


IN MY HOUSE... -




BAD DECISIONS... -


TAGS: deep regrets decision action mariand
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - September 6, 2012, 12:17 am
thanks...twice... ;o)
ughomer - September 5, 2012, 7:55 am
5 L Mariand
ughomer - September 5, 2012, 7:55 am
5 L Mariand


LETS MAKE A DEAL -




TECHNOLOGY -


TAGS: suicide car garage thanks to verdeckt
Rating: 4.81/5

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Peso - August 10, 2011, 7:58 am
How that got less than 5Ls I'll never understand. I think it's classic!


BALLS -


TAGS: jefferson declaration of independance t*** or gtfo your mom
Rating: 4.77/5

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Faceplant31 - August 26, 2010, 12:11 pm
Nice! 5L


ORWELL'S TRUTH - In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell




MEMORIES ARE DECEPTIVE - They Are Always Coloured By Today's Events ...




ANIMAL LIFE - Is Beautiful. But Hey, Pull The Trigger And You Bring Home A Nice Rug.


TAGS: bear hunting floor decorations
Rating: 3.56/5

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CANADA - March 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
I have a huge bear rug on the floor at home
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 6:20 pm
Cubbybear will not be pleased with this.


Decaffeinated coffee -


TAGS: decaf is just plain wrong like really what do they think we drink it for
Rating: 4.92/5

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mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 3:32 pm
Excellent! Decaf tastes like nap in a cup! 5 raised coffee cups, fully caffeinated of course!! LOL!
GaryO - February 15, 2015, 9:55 am
THIS…..is…profouuuund! Best poster I’ve seen this year. Has all the elements..ALLLLL the elements of what makes fakes so, well...motifaky. 5/F


WOODSTOCK -


TAGS: roast the decade 1960s sixties woodstock conformity
Rating: 4.8/5

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forseti - May 27, 2011, 2:31 pm
LOL
Airman - May 27, 2011, 12:36 pm
far out man


MY DISCIPLES - to those who wish to learn great knowledge will be gibbon.


TAGS: gibbon knowledge deciples
Rating: 4.22/5

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PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:46 am
5 L (I don't want to anger the monkey god)


PRAIRIE - A good thing to turn Detroit back into




YOUR LACK OF FAITH - isn't very disturbing NOW, is it?


TAGS: december challenge let me intro you to jesus
Rating: 3.87/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:21 am
Nope. He doesn't see. Or hear. Or think. 'Cause he's dead.


ELVES - They're masters of sarcasm.


TAGS: i can picture it now logicdude sitting next to a pile of soybeans with a magnifying glass assignment for december 18 elves
Rating: 3.61/5

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Baggis - December 31, 2009, 6:38 am
Thats not an elf, its Monique and she is perfectly human (as far as people in comics can be) dont you people read sinfest? :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 12:18 pm
Look what Briton found!!!, Sorry Briton.....but....yeah.
sickartist - December 18, 2009, 12:12 pm
5L I actually LOL'd
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 9:37 am
Awesome!


DECISIONS - Can Be Easy.


TAGS: decisions
Rating: 3.46/5

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statingtheobvious - September 12, 2009, 3:13 pm
very very easy....*goes up*


THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS - When you give the Hulk a lump of coal for Christmas




MOTIFAKE'S CAMPING TRIP 2011 -


TAGS: camping tents verdeckt hawamleh greeny pzykosis house airman forseti caveman mr m as seen by us
Rating: 5/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:59 am
this is not a good time to go cheap on the material you buy EXSPEACIALLY THE ROPE!!! :)
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 9:23 am
where's the out house ?
Reality Lord - October 23, 2011, 12:53 pm

nice :)


Anything After Nine Decades -




The Sugar Rush -




DO YOU HAVE SOME TIME TO KILL? -


TAGS: clock late hubby thanks verdeckt
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - February 14, 2012, 4:03 pm
nice... I have this pic saved from long time... once I was tempted to use it on Poster evolution thread.


life decisions -


TAGS: train crash car consequences decisions
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - December 24, 2013, 9:55 am
Naw, I like this one. Great job.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 23, 2013, 11:31 pm
I must admit, this is partially Ph**oshoped. This is an actual picture of a parked train with a car stuck to its front; apparently the train did collide with it. I just added the explosion/fire and motion blur. I'll send you the original if you'd like.
GaryO - December 23, 2013, 4:09 pm
Dang!


CLOWNS -




PRUDENCE - Taking the right decision and not moving with the masses.... Especially when its all going downhill...




HAIR OF THE DOG -




ECONOMIC DEPRESSION -


TAGS: christmas tree december assignment
Rating: 3.71/5

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GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm
There you go with that thinkin' thing again ;)
Sean - December 2, 2009, 5:09 pm
I'd say that at the GS household, the little lady ain't the only carpenter's dream.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 1:14 pm

Actually, I think decorating the ladder is a great idea.....I will, call it my Chanukkah Bush-Ladder thingy
Anonymous2 - December 2, 2009, 12:55 pm
Hmm, I never did find the original pic, good one, GreyScorpion. However, if the economy ever gets out of the toilet, mine will be the more apropos motifake...
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:38 pm
same pic. different caption. no biggie. 5Lions


GENERAL STORES - Never let you buy anything specific


TAGS: crappy zing attempt dec2 dremagnum
Rating: 3.64/5

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Fatt Matt - December 2, 2009, 11:45 am
hehehehe +5
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 11:19 pm
like mine better Derek
Derek - December 1, 2009, 11:07 pm
Privates, sergeants etc shop elsewhere...
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 11:01 pm
Knocked it out of the park!!! 5L
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:58 pm
Those bastards


THE WEATHER CHANNEL - Guess our office Christmas party is cancelled!




LISA'S 18TH BIRTHDAY -




ONE TWO - Three Four


TAGS: i declare
Rating: 3.21/5

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CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS - Some are stranger than others.




JESUS - He's one of a kind, all right...




CONSIDERATION - Everyone appreciates the courtesy flush




JASON RUSSELL (KONY 2012) PUBLIC INDECENCY NSFW VIDEO HITS YOUTUBE -




TEMPORARY BUT REGULAR -




LUNAR ECLIPSE -


TAGS: greybeard council will decide
Rating: 4.47/5

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guyfox - December 22, 2010, 4:49 pm
I have one of those big knives I've been wanting to try out
Ed-Hyde - December 22, 2010, 8:08 am
anyone else find it interesting that we end up with a blood moon almost 2 years to the day prior to the end of the world? No? Just the voices in my head again? oh.
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:40 pm
Oooh, let me. I have this nifty altar in back. Some people call it a BBQ.


THIS OLD HOUSE -


TAGS: house decrepid dream country
Rating: 4.4/5

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5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 9:24 pm
So who has the Chrysler that sits about 20?
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:04 pm
Tin roof, rusted


ARTIFICIAL TREES - Apparently they're another fine product brought to you by Wayne Industries and sponsored by the Goddamn Batman


TAGS: december challenge trees is anyone gonna check to see if that guy is jewish
Rating: 4.1/5

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Treehodger - January 7, 2010, 12:50 am
Jews. Batman Hates Them.
Dude 4515 - December 8, 2009, 1:10 pm
just imagine what she did for batman when she heard about this though. on teh other hand, catwoman wouldn't be very happy with ivy's thanks. oooh this story needs to continue. anyway, 5 lions
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 5:10 am
If this is how Batman reacted, I bet Poison Ivy was REALLY pissed...
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 10:25 am
Going, going, GONE!!. It's out here!! 5 "Ka-POWS!!


LIBRARY -




COUNTRY LIVING - Another bargain basement offering in the U.S. mortgage debacle.


TAGS: home foreclosed decrepit shack
Rating: 3.9/5

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ughomer - March 2, 2012, 10:37 am
The sign was.
Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 8:42 pm

wow...i thought the sign had been shopped it. thats one helluva pic dude.
ughomer - March 1, 2012, 3:52 pm
Pic was with my digital camera and taken in rural Wisconsin. LYAO on that one. Thx for comment Maoworks2.
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:41 pm
THis Old House.


LIFE OF THE PARTY -


TAGS: by unanimous decision
Rating: 3.75/5

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BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:10 am
Thanks voter #2 for the 1L...you're just proving Veggie right!


MOOD TRANSFORMERS -


TAGS: megatron optimus prime autobots decepticons bumblebee
Rating: 3.58/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 21, 2010, 10:46 am
Ughhhhh....shaddup Chompers.
Chompers - October 21, 2010, 10:39 am
Hey guys, I showed up for the flame war, oh, I missed it again. DAMMIT!!!
GreyScorpion - October 21, 2010, 9:13 am
so ended the lesson in semantics, done, fertig, acabado, rifinito. DONE! or be done
HammerofHeeb - October 21, 2010, 8:57 am
is NOT one of Catholic. It's where they come from.
HammerofHeeb - October 21, 2010, 8:57 am
(Last example, promise) Where are you from? Israel? So, you're ISRALI!! Because there are Christians in Israel. There are people whom have parents that are Catholic. G-Parents that are. It goes back hundreds of years in their family. But, their ETHNICITY
HammerofHeeb - October 21, 2010, 8:54 am
Keep pushing b***ons Adm. Jewish is being of the religion. I'm an American. My religion is Judaism. Jew. Oh, where is your family from? Canada? Your ethnicity is Canadian? But your Catholic? Where are you from? France? So, your ethnicity is g**? JK..kinda
culos - October 21, 2010, 7:17 am
O'Realy? A Russian Jewish girl dating a German, I'd call that pretty fooked up! :-) (but I agree with her that the second option would be the logical and most correct one)
forseti - October 21, 2010, 7:11 am
There is an issue I talked about with rerun some month ago: I have a friend and she's from Russia and Jewish. Would you call her a Jewish Russian or a Russian Jewess? She would prefer the last option, but her passport would prefer the first. *confused* ;)
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 12:17 am
hammerofhate, I am Jewish and it is an ethnicity. My parents were and their parents and so on.
forseti - October 20, 2010, 7:03 pm
Shalom!
pzykosiz - October 20, 2010, 6:00 pm
why is it that i always these interesting conversations? d*** time differences
rerun - October 20, 2010, 5:14 pm

OK Bagel, knock off the critism until you have produced some of your own work
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:46 pm
I love reading rejection reasons. They're more entertaining than some of the posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:45 pm
Yeah.....I'm already thinking of more creative rejection reasons for you (nah, yer OK)
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:43 pm
I mean comments! They make comments look smarter.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:42 pm
That black and white pics make ph**os look smarter
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:41 pm
Meh. What are you trying to say?
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:38 pm
There it be
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:36 pm
I'm standing by....and I was about to go to bed...It better be good Neener.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:34 pm
This commentary has inspired another poster out of me. Stand by.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:23 pm
Nope. Still nothing. :-)
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 2:21 pm
hi neener
Neener - October 20, 2010, 2:20 pm
Morning cranky
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:19 pm
Would calling you a "no talent hack" or "pathetic comment wh***" offend you?.......you have no place to criticize until you've posted something....keep it up.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:17 pm
I am American. Jewish is a religion. Not an ethnicity. An Israli can be Israli, and not Jewish.
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 2:16 pm
sigh...
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:15 pm
Blah blah..make a poster..whatever. And actually, Dead Sea Pedestrian is kind of funny. So, I would probably laugh.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 2:13 pm
Heeb, short for Hebrew. No. I wouldn't be. Now, call me Shylock, Bagel, Dial, Dead Sea Pedestrian, and Khazar and you would probably offend me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:08 pm
Heh..... And your past comments led me to believe you were American Hammer. How about you make at least 1 poster before criticizing others?
Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 2:05 pm
I like crackerofcrackers personally moooooooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:03 pm
if someone named themselves "hammerofHonkey". I'd take offense to it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 2:01 pm
"Heeb" is a slur....regardless of your background........if I said it, would you be offended?
Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 1:59 pm
That has to be reruns favorite movie of all time!
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 1:52 pm
How is it a racial slur? I'm Jewish and it's my version of The Hebrew Hammer. From the movie of the same title.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 1:21 pm
also, I don't like the racial slur in your Nic.....any chance of changing it?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2010, 1:20 pm
We've strayed pretty far from "de-motivational"....we're more about The funny now. 3 lions.....almost 4.
HammerofHeeb - October 20, 2010, 1:07 pm
I don't care that this is not demotivatational. It's completely AWESOME!


ACCOMPLISHMENTS - Some men devote their lives to achieving the near impossible. Others set their sights much, much lower.




VITAMINS - because vegetables are for noobs


TAGS: balancing out a fast food diet for decades vitamins
Rating: 2.71/5

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Me_ - January 13, 2010, 12:06 pm
MDMA?


DECONTAMINATION UNIT - For Swine Flu




DISTRACTED DRIVERS - A quick trip to the ATM and a quick bladder drainage. Careless people.




If all yer friends……….. -


TAGS: decisions
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 9:02 am
Hilarious f in Hilarious
chickenlittle - September 23, 2013, 9:53 am
That is hilarious!!! 5L :)
crankyhead - August 12, 2013, 1:10 pm
5tellar
MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:31 am
Bahahaha!


The Morning After -




Abstinence -


TAGS: can t get laid decides to becomes absence
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 6, 2014, 3:03 am
Thanks, Gar.
GaryO - March 5, 2014, 8:58 pm
you been layin' down some good one's, cynic
maoworks2 - March 4, 2014, 4:06 pm
Very Good 5 Lonely L's.


Consistent -




NEVER ENOUGH -




deception -




Dive In Pat -


TAGS: deceptive clarity
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - June 7, 2013, 12:42 pm

thats pat isn't it....slimmed down?
GaryO - June 7, 2013, 10:11 am
OOOOH, Yeahhhhh, my morning funny. Cheer5


AUTUMN -




OFF TO WORK WE GO -


TAGS: approvers decisions teamwork
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:06 am
Thanks Ugs! By the way...you're the 8th monkey on the right...bahaha
ughomer - March 19, 2013, 9:02 am
Hilarious is what this is.
MissPriss - March 16, 2013, 1:39 pm
This picture does not depict any actual event...and masks are being worn to protect the innocent...yeah right.
MissPriss - March 16, 2013, 1:35 pm
Thanks...glad to hear it.
spacedog - March 16, 2013, 9:00 am
Ha! That there's a lot of monkey business.
PapaFox - March 16, 2013, 8:09 am
LMAO! :-D


my new bathroom -


TAGS: bathroom redecorated
Rating: 4.9/5

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chickenlittle - October 24, 2013, 8:02 pm
Thanks spacedog! :)
spacedog - October 24, 2013, 5:56 pm
Nice one.


deception -




The silly sixties -




HAPPY HOLIDAYS -


TAGS: christmas story deck the halls
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 12:21 am
ok? there are 2 of me in chat? RL help!!!!


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